One of my brother's ex girlfriends sent me cupcakes! I will eat them hoping not to die...
Ok, having your borther's ex sending you lovely food is super awkard, I know. But they ended up as friends, and the brother of the girl happens to be now my brother's best friend; they're like fucking twins now, it's disgusting. I was surprised because I have only met her once when I watched The Rocky Horror Picture show in her house while dancing and singing my ass off (I was the only one doing that. Yes, I have no shame). So I'll friend her in FB and tell her that now I love her because she sent me food. And next time I bake I'll sent her some. If I'm wrong I'm gonna be facing a painful death by poisoning. I will eat them anyway.