The Expendables

I was happily watching The Expendables when OH MY FUCKIN GOD… a 1955 Ford F100… A FUCKING 1995 FREAKING F100… This movie… this truck… my life… I’m so happy.

I’ve been in love with Doplh since… well, my whole life. Now he’s a fucking psycho… again, I love you D.

I’m rising an altar for this two, heroes of my childhood… they’re so fucking awesome.

Now I know what I want for Christmas (And I’ll never ask for anything again, I swear).

Couldn’t understand a single word he said trough the whole movie… but does that even matter?