I just fucking hate when you're supposed to meet somebody somewhere they're not familiar with and they don't have a motherfucking cellphone.

 Like... really... how the fuck you do not own a goddamn cellphone. I'm not even talking about a smart phone, and iPhone or a Blackberry or shit... NO. Just some device to keep you in touch with the human race.

 Now when the fuck I'm supposed to know you arrived or how the fuck am I supposed to find you in a place you don't even know and why you don't even care if you get fucking lost. I worry about that, you little piece of shit!

 I'm just gonna sit here in the dark and eat this huge chocolate truffle to calm myself down.

 People, seriously...